Valentine's Day: Some Thoughts...

Further proof that Black is very slimming

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I, like all most men, believe that the pagan festival commonly referred to as Valentine's Day, was created solely as an economic stimulus for the Winter. Nevertheless, if you're reading this for suggestions for your sweetheart, then you sir, are fucked.  I say that because I've learned a few things here and there, one being that she doesn't want to feel like she's on the back-burner.  So if you haven't done anything besides create a ProFlowers account, then get your ass in gear.  Don't panic and don't make reservations at some fancy place you don't care about.  Just show genuine thought, consideration, and appreciation towards her.  And if you can't do that, then at least you learned she's not the one.  In which case, go find yourself a new Valentine!