Every Friday I'll be featuring a new "Man of Leisure". Someone all the Leisurlilites should look up to. It would be a disservice to all mankind if we didn't start at the top. Ty Webb is leisure. Part Entrepreneur/ Mostly Philospher, Ty owns two lumberyards (even though he doesn't know where they are), gives away checks of $75,000 to random people, invented the Tuna Colada, owns a home with a pool and a pond, and plays golf more than anything else - BLINDFOLDED. Nananananananana. Some inspirational quotes from the one and only Mr. Webb:
"You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia."
"What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?"
"Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy".
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."
"I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball."
"I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio? "
"Your uncle molests collies."
"Remember Danny, two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
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