Friday, August 5, 2011

Marisa Miller vs. Kate Upton. Who ya got?



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Kate Upton is the new kid on the block. Blond with big assets, she's moving up the ranks in Sports Illustrated and Victoria's Secret. But let's not look to the future without acknowledging the past. Marisa Miller is amazing. Great smile, cute freckles, and probably the perfect body. Maybe I'm being nostalgic, but I remember seeing Miller for the first time ever in SI and thinking, "greatest usage of the iPod, ever." The argument between Miller and Upton is like debating between the chicken and the egg. That being said, I don't think you get Upton without Miller paving the way. So that means I'm siding with the egg. 

Or is it the chicken? Shit. Forget trying to make analogies when they're hot chicks around. Chicks...that means Marisa is the chicken. Original Recipe. Kate can be extra crispy.  

I'm going to get some KFC. Got a jonesin' for some breasts, legs, and greasy hands.

Have a great weekend ;)

7 comments:

  1. did u get a semi writing this post

    kristin

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  2. Went to highschool with Marissa, so she gets my vote

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  3. Since you're anonymous, what was she like in high school?

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    1. is she still slutty please tell me she still sluty. that would make her all the more hotter

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  4. Marissa Miller by far! KIATE UPTON HAS A HUGE UGLY MOLE ON HER FACE AND HAS FAKE BOOBS

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  5. She's 19 so I doubt those things are fake. They seem to move pretty naturally when she's doin the dhuggie or cat daddy. The mole has only been seen by the few men who have actually looked at Kate's face.

    Marissa is built like a champ: Long legs, tight bum, flat stomach, great rack, and her face is ok, too :)

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