Friday, March 11, 2011

Real Men of Leisure :: "Best Cry Ever" Guy

I don't know his name. I don't even know what he was addicted to either.  The fact of the matter is that Intervention (on A&E) is one of the most oddly rewarding shows on television.  Anytime you feel bad about yourself, watch an episode of Intervention and think, "Thank God I don't beg people outside of pharmacies for their prescriptions" or "How do you afford an apartment when your huffing computer duster every two minutes?"

I don't cheer for the people on Intervention either.  Sorry. The craziest characters on there don't want anything to do with rehab, so there's nothing worse than an ending like, "Kathy is doing well and hasn't used a computer or duster in 6 months. She also has a job."  Horrible.  The best episodes end with lines like, "Carlos was progressing, but after two weeks, he was thrown out of Passages for making his own wine."

This week is all about the Intervention pioneer: "Best Cry Ever" Guy.  A man who's voice is so distinctive, it spits in the face of hacks like "Golden Voice Homeless Guy".  He's spawned multiple remixes, so let's take a moment to enjoy some of them.
The Original 

The Auto-Tuned Version

The Heavy Metal Edition

The Bodyguard Version (And I.....)

Happy Friday ;)

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