The Legendary Laterian Milton

"My friend, he smokes those real cigarettes....I do it cuz it's fun to do bad things. It's fun to do hood rat stuff with yo friends..[in regards to punishment for ruining multiple cars/property] I think maybe a weekend without videogames."

Oh Laterian, you're priceless! This has been one of my favorite videos for years.  One of the most badass 7 year-olds with the some really strict role models keeping him in check. Wait a second....

Nevermind. Kind of feel bad for Grandma.  It's like the movie Gremlins, when they tell you not to feed them after midnight.  Same thing with Laterian and chicken wings.  No matter how much he begs, don't do it, because things could turn evil.  

Actually, Fuck that, things couldn't get much worse with this kid.  Maybe if you feed him a ton it will slow him down so you won't have to chase him around as much.  He's on pace for 3-bills by the time he's 10. Then grandma won't have to worry about him getting off the couch.