Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Post 4th of July Thoughts


I tend bar. I observe human behavior nightly. Why is it that on long weekends, i.e. the 4th and Labor Day, when everyone collectively gets vacation, they're collectively pissed? Everyone gets four, sometimes five, days off and they spend it as a miserable prick. News flash, asshole, you're not the only one out of the office this week.  You'd think for people that are used to being in cubicles and waiting in lines, they'd be used to it and try to utilize some patience. Hell no!  These fuckin bastards have a nightly pissing contests to see who is the most important person (P.s. no one comes out victorious).

So here's a hint to enjoying your next vacation time. Take a deep breath. Remind yourself you're not at work. Forget that your boss demoralizes the shit out of you and don't take it out on someone else.

Oh! and another thing:  Plan. Better.  The most miserable people are the ones who can't admit they made a mistake and adjust on the fly.  You get out what you put in.

Glad I could school you a day late. Don't look now but you're boss is behind you!

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