Thursday, June 23, 2011

Bug Eyes and Duck Lips

Is this girl good-looking?  I have no idea. You know why? Because she's wearing 2011's equivalent to a mask.

Summer is officially here, which means more days for ugly/stupid/combination-of-both girls to wear ridiculously large sunglasses and fool men everywhere.  Damn you, bitches! How many times have you seen someone you thought was smokin hot, then they take their shades off and their eyes and cheekbones and everything else is a mess? Scandalous!

The only thing worse is a Bug-Eyed Woman making "duck lips". Exhibit A: 
Notice the "kissy face" bullshit for the camera?  Don't do it. 

Be aware gentlemen!  If you see a girl with these on, make sure you wait to see her either indoors or until she takes a swim.  Only until she removes them and you see that she isn't the second coming of Sloth is it cool to engage.  You've been warned.  Here some more examples with to train your eye:


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