Sick of guys and girls overhearing you while you judge them? Me too. The basic 1-10 thing is boring. So is calling out the number of drinks it would take to engage that certain someone. So what do we, as long as we're not registered republicans, do? We evolve, baby! Welcome to the area code evaluation system. Three numbers: First one is face (judged 1-9, 9 being the highest), then the fornication factor (1 for yes, 0 for no), lastly body (1-9, same as face). It's comprehensive and inconspicuous. Por ejemplo:
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| Marisa Miller: 919 |
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| Adele: 501 |
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| Chastity vs. Chaz Bono: Chastity 302. Chaz 402? |
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| David Guest/Liza Minelli wedding party: 107s all around. Liz Taylor gets a 102. |
Thanks P-Dubs for the inspiration ;)
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