Entertain yourself for five and half minutes while I figure out something to write

I knew a guy named Bill who worked for the Highway Department in the town I grew up in.  He claims he attended the Rhode Island School of Design and had a few pottery classes with [Talking Heads lead singer] David Byrne.  Bill also drank a 30-snack of Budweiser a day and had a face that resembled an eggplant, so I took his stories with a grain of salt. If Byrne goes out on tour again though, rest assured I'm going to do everything I can to get Bill a job as that Lamp. Maybe they could cover Peaches & Herb's "Reunited"?