Something to help get over the 0-6 Boston Red Sox

Boston Globe- The Red Sox have reached an agreement with Mayor Thomas M. Menino and other interest groups to begin selling mixed drinks to fans at Fenway Park, based on testimony before the Boston Licensing Board Wednesday morning.  The mayor, police, and community groups expressed support for the Red Sox plan to begin selling mixed drinks at five locations in the ballpark -- after the Red Sox agreed to relocate one stand further away from the bleacher section.

Screw getting two beers every inning, get two cocktails.  That way you'll blackout before the Red Sox blow the game and you won't feel bad about paying $300 on two tickets so you could freeze your ass off before June.  Fenway beers (like many stadiums) are watered down and seem to get smaller every season.  It'll be interesting to see how strong they make their drinks. My guess is a shot in a soda for around $10-$12.  I'm looking up the stock quotes for nips and investing heavily.  Either that, or my monogramed flask is going to be shipping up to Boston with me for games. 

In all honesty, the Sox will make the playoffs.  They have some issues to work out, but also too much talent to keep this up.  They'll go on a 10-game win streak soon that will make all Sox fans forget about this....even though we don't forget anything.  

-Thanks to TP for the tip!