Lance 2.0

Remember when I told these guys to chill? Perfect example of why we don't need to share the road. We give them the whole thing for a few hours and they almost take out innocent civilians. They'll probably bitch that we should share the sidewalk too. 


Kudos to the 4th or 5th rider who coasts in, runs over a guy on the ground, and proceeds to flip himself over the handlebars. Pfffttt. 

TLS Endorses: The Better iPhone Case

The iPhone is a thing of beauty; a digital swiss-army knife whose superior technology is only overshadowed by its sleek design.

So why do most people take the iPhone's best feature away by putting it in an otter box? You're not Bear Grylls, right?

With Summer approaching, here are two alternatives to keep your pockets happy while you shed layers (in style, obviously). Both are extremely slim and provide a nice, tacky grip so you don't drop your phone. If you don't drop your phone, you can drop the bulky box case.

J.Crew Leather iPhone Case $38:

J.Crew Rubber iPhone Case $25:

Bob Marley says, "Happy 420"

Jesus, Bunnies, and Family. Oh My!

Somewhere between a huge spread of food, Bubba Watson winning the Masters, more people in the house than ever before, and a few bottles of wine, it hit me; this is what it's all about. I don't ever remember Easter being a huge holiday, but this year it was really fun. With all the people in attendance at my parent's house, including my almost-two-year-old nephew bombing around, it was like Thanksgiving in the Spring. And to think I spent the first 18 years of my life trying to get away from these people! They make the holidays fun, especially when we're trying to figure out how Jesus' rising like the Phoenix Suns morphed into a bunny who shares common characteristics with pedophiles. Embrace your family. You're stuck with them, so make the best of it. 

For all the Jewish leisuralites out there, sorry you were stuck with the shank bone and matzoh, guess they're pissed about anything rising up over the weekend, huh?