Italy: All I Wanna know is, "Who's coming with me?"

It's hot as hell right now in the Northeast. Miami-humid, even. This picture isn't cooling anything down either.  God, these women are sexy.  Dark, Curvy, juxtaposing the American ideology that skinny blonds are all the rage. Proof that you can eat Italian and still look fantastic :) For now, this is a feast for the eyes:

Post 4th of July Thoughts

I tend bar. I observe human behavior nightly. Why is it that on long weekends, i.e. the 4th and Labor Day, when everyone collectively gets vacation, they're collectively pissed? Everyone gets four, sometimes five, days off and they spend it as a miserable prick. News flash, asshole, you're not the only one out of the office this week.  You'd think for people that are used to being in cubicles and waiting in lines, they'd be used to it and try to utilize some patience. Hell no!  These fuckin bastards have a nightly pissing contests to see who is the most important person (P.s. no one comes out victorious).

So here's a hint to enjoying your next vacation time. Take a deep breath. Remind yourself you're not at work. Forget that your boss demoralizes the shit out of you and don't take it out on someone else.

Oh! and another thing:  Plan. Better.  The most miserable people are the ones who can't admit they made a mistake and adjust on the fly.  You get out what you put in.

Glad I could school you a day late. Don't look now but you're boss is behind you!

Happy 4th of July Weekend, Lay off the Hard Shit

Salvia, Huh? Looks like a good time....Holy Shit!  I wonder if this guy had Lionel Richie's Dancing on the Ceiling in his head during the trip?

If the Shoe Fits...

The 13th Duke of Bedford wrote a 20th-Century Update of Thackery's Book of Snobs, which noted the significance of the shoe thus:

"A head waiter once told me: 'I can always tell people by their shoes.  People who are only trying to show off and impress you always wear fabulous clothes but are not prepared to spend a lot on their shoes.'"

That's why you got to march to the beat of your own drummer.  The Ronnie Fieg Gel Lyte III Coves. My perfect summer shoe! More explosive than 4th of July Fireworks.

Have a great 4th. And check back here over your vacation or follow me on Twitter for Leisurely Updates. To all my Phriends at Watkins Glenn this weekend for Super Ball IX, ((vibes)). Rage it for me.  In honor of the 4th, "Hit My Music"!